allyoucouldupload.com

The former great image hoster site allyoucanupload.com is no longer accepting uploads, and seeking out means to store your images with the pleasantries Webshot's now-frozen service was offering can be a definite, cite that I, herein: deeefinite pain in the definite butt. Here are the stuff I do require from an image hosting server as your EGC: (EGC stands for: Everyday Grouchy Customer, and YES, I do hope to coin up a new mosaic expression, thank you so much for the implification.)

1. Don't touch me image's pixel size, yes??

2. Lemme hotlink me image, yes??

3. Don't delete me image if it does not get "x" clicks in "y" time, yes??

Fortunately, I could find such a site and will give you the link and further thoughts on the matter after the Paradigmatic! Read more! Button!, as all this should suffice for introduction.

Having spent the first part of the day screaming around in agony and scratching the first four layers of my face down when the realization of allyoucanupload's closure soaked into my spirit in the most ruthless manner, I can safely state that my consecutive seeking process for alternative solutions yielded me a very nice answer which I am about to share.

You have loads and loads and loads and loads, and, if still not convinced, a further load and even a shiteload of image hosting servers, but not many do give you the pleasantries which we stated before and are of absolute necessity in my opinion. After all, having your images deleted and resized are both massive ARGH! givers, no?

ImageShack is your answer, and here is why: they removed the hideous pixel resize option which seems to haunt pretty much every 2nd service, those that are free are spoiled via incapability of hotlinking. The concept of hotlinking if I understand that correctly, is this: you will have the direct link to the actual image file, and this is a great delight in certain situations. ImageShack offers you all conceivable linking methods one could require, furthermore they state that the images will be kept Forever and Beyond in case they do not violate the Terms of Service. Check them out, since if you need intact pixel size without modification then this is a very solid and comfy solution.

for now:

Let us remember the good old place allyoucanupload.com and simultaneously praise ImageShack which now lets me to hotlink the stoic remembrance of a service that now exists in prideful torpor, thus

Keeps All It Have Ever Seen

and this is some: epic shit, wouldn't you agree?

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How To Generate Traffic You Can Drown In

Beginner's Guide to Top 100 Tips

I seriously do feel for you if you ended up at this place via searching for the

BESTEST 12346283764238 WAYS to:

Increase Web Traffic.

I confess I am a supernoob in the matter myself, but I do start to develop a firmer and firmer belief that generating traffic is quite similar to attaining happiness.

If. You. Want. It. You. Must. Invent. It.

I suppose you had the chance to hear out the usual stuff, the usual stuff that might has some quite legit merits to it, yet I do fear that everyone, absolutely everyone supernew is involved already with the usual stuff, and you will simply drown and missed out upon via the

everyday, vast, humane datamass

that is to build up and generate itself bigger and bigger throughout the massive amounts of people whom are doing the highly effective usual stuff already. Following your textbook rites like:

1. Participate in Online Forums! BUT be sure to offer USEFUL comments!

Uhuh.

(THAT is some start, I suppose.)

2. Make survey sections! People LIKE to click on things!

Me is damn sure they forget about THAT when they see me ads.

(You better forget about your wishful ideal that a Blogger will EVER click on an ad.)

3. Be ORIGINAL!

I just Enlightened, YOU feeling that TOO?

(Ye man, I'm with you. Ye.)

4. Offer a LINK for your site in your EMAILS!

So it's not a problem if I think people who do THAT should be traumatized via umbrellas in the most versatile ways a mind can conceive?

(Hey, it was closed when you put that in!)

5. Be ORIGINAL!

Uhm.. since Point 3 - I ALREADY am!

(Telling someone to be original is the least original recommendation one could ever offer.)

As of today, I do not bear the proper knowledge about generating massive traffic, yet I intend to find it out, and I invite you to join me. I have optimism and have senseless amount of it.

Notice that the mere assumption that there is an option to be a pessimist opposed to be an optimist is:

pessimism itself

Well, some say success is the ability to reach a current failure from a prior failure without being discouraged. Interestingly enough, I truly never felt discouraged by anything. Have you? Discouragement must be quite kickass of a keyword, no? Let us hope we will see if it is. So now that discouragement and pessimism - yet another nice candidate - are both out of the way, now we might start to witness if and how we can manage to generate some nice traffic we can keenly drown in. This is the purpose of this particular blog - a Traffic Generation Testament in which I will continuously inform you on my progress and hopefully offer you methods you will find useful yourself along the way.

Firstly, let us see into this Participating at Online Forums and Offering Feedback on Blogs business. Any cautious suspicions there? A suspicion that all these methods are boiling down to traumatize consensus reality with your signature WITH YOUR LINK in it? NO? Your nose just got soft, and grew quite a lot bigger. So, the method itself. Yeah, yeah. It is an OK way obviously, but let's face it: it's supercheap. Sorry, I see your ears remained intact. Let's face it again and put the emphasis all over the place this time:

Placing various silly comments at other places just to molest the net with your signature WITH YOUR LINK in it is:

ZUPPACHEAP, baby.

Also, it seems very uncreative and tiresome to me. And, I must add, I do see essentially irrelevant comments most of the time. Comments should add something to the subject article or oppose it strictly so debate should be formed. Instead, what I usually see are random thoughts formed and voiced like:

imyerpappy wrote at 23:05:
Yeah me luvd that movie to and wrote abat meself too! If you want you cna checkit out at www.isntityourluckyday.com and clikc me ads please thanks.

www.isntityourluckyday.com

Chibabuddha wrote at 22:03:
I agree with your delicate views on the matter and had similar thoughts for a while but could not yet find the time to record them. Cheers mate!

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Well, yeah. Now for the truly nice stuff:

PROSPECTS

I think as long as you have a prospect, I mean a general idea of a possible direction, then you are good to go further on. I share my current prospect on traffic generation as sharing that is the number 1 agenda of this here blog. I will post a video on YouTube shortly and I hope to drive traffic from there. I will post again as soon as the video is up. In the meantime, I wish you all the best, please feel free to offer comments on these starting thoughts.

Comments WITH YOUR LINK in them. : ]

All the Best again, and thank you for your visit.
See you soon when the video is up.
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